With Herr Haider on the Road to Power
By Sue d'Onim
Thorn in the Side brings you an exclusive photo-feature stolen from Guten Morgen Vienna magazine. We follow the bright charismatic young national socialist on his mission to drag his nation from its post-imperial snooze, and create a new young country, free of baby-wielding gypsy terrorists...
Herr Haider jokes about the road sign. "It says turn right," he quips with journalists, "and that's just what I'll do!"
"I can see your house from here!" cries Herr Haider jubilantly. "I know where you live." The Dear Führer's touching concern for our whereabouts fills us with joy and increased devotion. We all agree that we will vigorously strive to keep out the encroaching Slovakian hordes.
All hail the all-conquering wise leadership of Herr Haider, ever ready to bomb, rob, and starve the lesser breeds on behalf of the call of humanitarianism, for the true civilized people of our glorious country!